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I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”

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Sorry, can’t go out tonight. My bed told me it needs me, and I can’t let it down.

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Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

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The second date is you watching me parallel park and trying not to have a stroke.

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Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

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I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

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Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

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Just pulled a Werther’s Original out of my pocket, like I’m 87 years old.

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When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

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Dance like China isn’t watching.

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I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

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Men be like, yes, I hurt you, but now you hate me, so I am the true victim.

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They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

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My mental health walks make my mental health worse because I live in a shithole.

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I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”

I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

Sorry, can’t go out tonight. My bed told me it needs me, and I can’t let it down.

Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

The second date is you watching me parallel park and trying not to have a stroke.

Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

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I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

“AI is coming for your jobs”. I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers.

Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

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I do not know how to put this gently, but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible.

You know who else works in mysterious ways? Me.

How late is too late to still be lying in bed, naked, drinking coffee?

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If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

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As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

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