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If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

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If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesnโ€™t know how to use cutlery.

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The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

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Boys say that girls are dramatic, but have you ever plucked a man’s eyebrow? They act like they’ve been shot.

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I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

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Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

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I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

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I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

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Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

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