Dollar Tree needs to just go ahead and rename it to A Couple Dollars. Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess inflation finally got tired of being subtle ๐๐ธ Related Funny Quotes ๐ค Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to โTree Fiddyโ. I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen. If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, Iโd probably just spend it on more bacon. Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time. His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. Thereโs vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.