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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.

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Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

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Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

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Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

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Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

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The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

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I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

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I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.

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The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

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Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

Going bananas on Slack:

I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

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Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

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Welcome to your 40s. You’re home from the party before you used to go out for the party in your 20s.

Seen just now on Discord:

I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

Dollar Tree needs to just go ahead and rename it to A Couple Dollars.

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Guess inflation finally got tired of being subtle 😂💸

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Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

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At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

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In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

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I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

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Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

4 months ago
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The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

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My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

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If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it.

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If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

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High school crushes were crazy because, why the hell was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him.

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People watching you so close, you’d think you were a Netflix series.

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When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

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My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

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Responding to any and all emails with ‘wow ok’

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The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

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Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

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Girls be like, “I hate this man,” then have sex with him.

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You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

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If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded.

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I think when girls start liking pink again, it means they’re healing.

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Dollar Tree needs to just go ahead and rename it to A Couple Dollars.

Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

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If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

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Humanity doesn’t always make a compelling case for its continued existence.

I need to have a ginger ale about this.

The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

Breakfast in bed: where your cozy blanket turns into a crumby crime scene.

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Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

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Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

Don’t disrespect me and then be the moral compass on how I respond.

Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

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Dollar Tree needs to just go ahead and rename it to A Couple Dollars.

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Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

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