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Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

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Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

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You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

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You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

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Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

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The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

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I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

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Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

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Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

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Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.