Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

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My fondest childhood memory is being able to sleep through the entire night and waking up rested.

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I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

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Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

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I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

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Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.

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“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

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Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

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As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

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“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

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My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t.