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  • All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.
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  • Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.
  • I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.
  • I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.
  • My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.