Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.
- I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.
- Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.
- I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”
- That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.
