Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

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Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry.

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I forgot how to panic. Help!

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I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

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I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

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The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

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Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

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Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

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Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

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My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

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Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. Me: Stop living in the past!