Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony. Posted on1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Remember, being yourself is not just good advice, it's also the law 😄🕵️♂️ So, spare yourself the trouble of a potential 'identity theft' charge – stay true, stay fabulous! 💃👮♂️" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad. I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence. Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl. A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries. I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”