Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDon’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad. I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence. Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl. I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.” That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.
