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Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s…

Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s…

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"Remember, on Valentine's Day, it's important to sprinkle your happiness, not rub it in like a glitter bomb 💖 Let the couples have their moment, because let's be honest, we all know they'll go back to arguing over who left the toilet seat up tomorrow anyway! 🚽😆 #SpreadLoveNotToiletSeatIssues"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged celebration, couples, day, enjoy, happiness, humor, irony, let, love, once, relationships, single, valentine's, Valentine’s Day on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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