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$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

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My doubters will become my grouters when I remodel the bathroom of success.

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By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

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The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live.

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If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.

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I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

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Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

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First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

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Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.