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  • Taking yesterday’s bad mood on a multi-day tour.
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  • A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.
  • Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?
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  • Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.