Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

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“Life’s simple recipe for success: ☕️ Drink coffee to stay awake, 🧠 avoid idiots to stay sane, 📚 read books for wisdom, and then just hit that repeat button! 🔄 Now, who’s up for some caffeine-fueled enlightenment and idiot-free adventures?”

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