Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.
- I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.
- I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.
- If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!
- If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.
