Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on.

Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on.

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"Sometimes you just need that reality check to confirm you're not actually living in a hilarious sitcom 🤣 Remember folks, no one wants to experience a pants-less commute! 🚗👖"

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