Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

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My plans for today? Same as always: drink coffee and be sexy.

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Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

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Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

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Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

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Men need women, women need men. The end.

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Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

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Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

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I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

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Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

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“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?