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Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

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"Don't let anyone ruin your feast! 🍔🍰🍕 Remember, haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate, and you're just gonna keep on eating… everything and everyone! 🤷‍♂️🍽️ #SorryNotSorry"

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