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Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

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My hobbies include going home, wishing I was at home, and being at home.

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I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

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I talk to one guy, and he wants to break my heart. I talk to five guys, and they all wanna take me seriously.

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What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

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One day youโ€™ll meet that amazing person who just gets you, and they wonโ€™t text you back either.

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I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

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I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

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Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved staying up really late, hanging out with myself, and thinking about stuff and things.

Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved staying up really late, hanging out with myself, and thinking about stuff and things.

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