Ever since I was little, I always knew I wanted to retire.

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I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

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Some people are like ads, just skip.

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I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

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Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

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Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

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“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

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The Epstein client list but to the tune of Mambo number 5.

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I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

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Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

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I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.