Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

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“Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave, then suddenly it’s a kitchen version of a Rubik’s cube 🧐🤔🔥 Don’t underestimate the complexity of reheating leftovers in foreign territory! 😂🍲🕒”

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