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Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

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Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

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Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

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Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

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I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

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When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.

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I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.

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Girl dinner, but it’s the hearts of men who wouldn’t take ‘no’ for an answer.

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Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

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This family has a lot of nerve wearing all these clothes after I just did laundry.

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Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

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Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

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There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

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We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

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I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging.

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Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

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Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?

Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

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The actors who signed on to that first Avatar movie have job security like no other in Hollywood.

Trying to squeeze in more nothingness today, but my schedule is already packed with procrastination!

The retirement age needs to be lowered to 40, I’ve had enough.

I do not know how to put this gently, but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible.

The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

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“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.

Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

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My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.

People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.

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