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My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

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I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

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My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.

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Maybe the four horsemen of the apocalypse are Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok.

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Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

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I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

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41 shares on WeChat this month:

Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

23 shares on Facebook this month:

Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

48 shares on Pinterest this month:

But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

55 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

33 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

91 shares on Facebook this month:

If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

66 shares on Threads this month:

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

32 shares on Messenger this month:

You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

41 shares on Discord this month:

This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.

76 shares on Pinterest this month:

I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.

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Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert, and thought you, you, you oughta know.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

What are some good jobs for someone with no passions, interests, motivation, social skills, or strengths?

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

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Trending via Snapchat:

Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I miss when my hardest decision was Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network.

Seen just now on WeChat:

The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

Seen just now on Slack:

If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

Going bananas on Messenger:

If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Customers will say shit like, “Uhh, it’s asking me to remove my card?”

Going bananas on WeChat:

I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

Shared recently on Facebook:

If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

Trending via TikTok:

Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

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Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

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My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.

Maybe the four horsemen of the apocalypse are Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok.

Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

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