Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

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Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

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The worst person you know is studying psychology.

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The new American dream is an alien invasion.

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In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

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Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”

90 shares on Threads this month:

If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

81 shares on Threads this month:

This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

10 shares on Threads this month:

One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

68 shares on Facebook this month:

The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

98 shares on Facebook this month:

Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.