Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

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I overthink, therefore I am.

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After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

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I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

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Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

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This meeting could have been an unread email.

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Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

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Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

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Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

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McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

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“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.