Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you. Posted on5 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFeeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more. Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age. Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts. The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye. After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.
