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Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

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"Who needs a pet when you can have a coffee cup companion on your daily commute? โ˜•๐Ÿš— Just watch out for those double takes and friendly waves from fellow drivers! It's the ultimate way to turn heads and make friends on the road." ๐Ÿคฃ



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