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The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had.

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Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

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People don’t get slapped enough with empty gloves these days.

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I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

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No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

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Lord, remove any laziness from my body and push me to my full potential the rest of this year.

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I don’t have a five-year plan because every two years I realize I need a different life.

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“Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

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Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

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Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.