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Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

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It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

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A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

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You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

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Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

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If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

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Muting morons is good for your health.

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Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

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If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

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It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

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Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

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I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

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Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

Making waves on Pinterest:

If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

Breaking via Threads:

Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

Live now on Telegram:

Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

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I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

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If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

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Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?

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I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

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First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

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🌳👀 How about we skip the small talk and go straight for the adrenaline rush? First date idea: you rescue me from the tree I got stuck in while attempting to be your friendly neighborhood spy! 🕵️‍♂️ Trust me, this unique experience will create a bond like no other! 😉 #RomanceInTheTrees

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No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

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You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

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It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

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Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

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My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

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I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

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Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

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When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

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True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

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Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there.

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During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

Just landed via Reddit:

Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

Going viral on Pinterest:

A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

Making waves on Twitch:

What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

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There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

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Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

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I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

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Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

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I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

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Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

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