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I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

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She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

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Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

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People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?”

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I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

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IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

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Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

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“I’m not dramatic. I just react with the intensity of a Shakespearean widow at all times.”

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Whole crypto scheme is built on people too dumb for crypto that aren’t self-aware enough to realize it.

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Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

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If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

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Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

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I can’t keep up anymore. Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your life.

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If you pretend you’re erasing the evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you’ll do a better job, and it actually becomes fun!

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Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

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Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

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I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

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Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

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Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

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Sorry, I can’t hang out. I don’t know enough words.

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The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old.

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75 shares on Threads this month:

Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.

27 shares on TikTok this month:

Prime Video will find the movie you were looking for and then say, “Oops, you gotta pay for it.”

25 shares on Discord this month:

If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

46 shares on TikTok this month:

My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

21 shares on Reddit this month:

I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

64 shares on YouTube this month:

The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

44 shares on Discord this month:

I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

35 shares on Pinterest this month:

Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

51 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24 hours, I need more time to be ready for Monday.

78 shares on Pinterest this month:

Me: I have a cut under my fingernail. Universe: Excellent, I will send you an unusually high number of encounters with citrus fruit.

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Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

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My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

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That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

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I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

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My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

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Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

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Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

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I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

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I love my bed so much, what a place.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

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Drinking 3L of water daily helps you avoid other people’s drama because you’re too busy peeing. Stay hydrated.

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Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

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An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

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Obituaries should have clickbait titles.

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The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

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“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

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It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

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I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

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Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

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Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before.

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The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old.

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