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Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

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Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

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I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

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That fight could’ve been an email.

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Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

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What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

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If you breakdance you buy dance.

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Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

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I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.

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Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

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My bad habits got renewed for another season.

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It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

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Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

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Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

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I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

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I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

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Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

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I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

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Share →: We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

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"Ah, the ambitious space program goals of politicians never fail to reach for the stars…or should I say, the moon? 🌕🚀 Just imagine the moon becoming the next hotspot for vacation destinations – don't forget to pack your space suit! 👨‍🚀 #MoonMania2020"

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Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

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Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

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Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.

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God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

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Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

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If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

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One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

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“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

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Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.

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Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

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Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

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A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

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I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

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Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

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The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

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Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

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God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.”

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Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

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Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

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