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Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here hating myself more.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

The secret to work life balance is generational wealth.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

I believe in annoyed at first sight.

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

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17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Facebook:

Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?

Going viral on Snapchat:

I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

Seen just now on Threads:

Don’t forget to have an orgasm today. Partner is optional. Pleasure is not.

Making waves on TikTok:

Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.

Live now on YouTube:

You honestly gotta believe in yourself so much that it’s borderline delusional.

Broadcasted on Slack:

I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.

Just shared via Pinterest:

What doesn’t kill you gives you a twisted, dark sense of humor.

Spotted on Twitch:

If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

Live now on Slack:

A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

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65 shares on Threads this month:

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

66 shares on Discord this month:

Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot.

25 shares on Reddit this month:

Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.

68 shares on Telegram this month:

I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

94 shares on YouTube this month:

My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

41 shares on Reddit this month:

I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

86 shares on WeChat this month:

Checking my iced coffee rewards points like it’s my 401k.

22 shares on Twitch this month:

Hey, people, my age. Remember going into the computer lab at school?

77 shares on TikTok this month:

DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

83 shares on Telegram this month:

Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

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My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

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It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

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“Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.

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When someone yells stop, I don’t know if it’s in the name of love, it’s hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen.

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You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

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Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

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Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

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I didn’t like my beard at first… then it grew on me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

I had a sex dream last night that felt so real, I’m just gonna go ahead and add it to my body count.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on LinkedIn:

You’re not a real baddie until a man has tried to forbid you from posting on social media.

Making waves on WeChat:

Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.

Breaking via X:

I can’t explain it, but I am very bold and very shy at the same time.

Making waves on Pinterest:

People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

Making waves on Slack:

I regret to inform you all that I just plan on getting hotter and weirder.

Going viral on Messenger:

The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

Just landed via Instagram:

Better to be a wolf that everyone hates, than a donkey that everyone rides.

Trending via X:

Dude so boring, it’s like his personality swiped left on him.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

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