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Our parents just don’t know how far we rode them bikes when we were younger.

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The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

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I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.

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Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.

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Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

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If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

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‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

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Maturing is realizing you’re not stable enough to do mushrooms.

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What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

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If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

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I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

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I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

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When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

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My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

Making waves on Facebook:

I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

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“Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.

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Can somebody explain to me why it’s bad if immigrants take our jobs, but it’s good if AI does?

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Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

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Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, so do stupid ones.

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I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

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Me, when a 25-year-old talks to me: please be patient with me, I’m from the 1900s.

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78 shares on Pinterest this month:

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

84 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You’re not a real baddie until a man has tried to forbid you from posting on social media.

18 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

61 shares on Snapchat this month:

“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

76 shares on Slack this month:

Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

50 shares on Threads this month:

It’s not sleeping alone if there are crumbs in your bed.

66 shares on Twitch this month:

Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

34 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

46 shares on Reddit this month:

A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

50 shares on Reddit this month:

I poked your tweet with a stick, hoping it would do something.

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Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

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Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

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It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

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Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

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When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.

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“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

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Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

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I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

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A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

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I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

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My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

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The older I get, the more I love my morning coffee and no one speaking to me.

Breaking via Discord:

Ozzy Osbourne has mumbled through entire sentences, and I still understood him better than most of my exes.

Trending via Facebook:

I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.

Freshly posted on X:

“Unc” is short for “unclear.” It’s unclear what it means. “Uncle” is short for “unclear” as well.

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Some folks go to college to delay being a bum.

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People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

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When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

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