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Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

I like you because we hate the same people.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

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Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

Breaking via Discord:

Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

Spotted on X:

If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

Seen just now on YouTube:

The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

Trending via Discord:

I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

Breaking via Messenger:

When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

Just shared via WeChat:

Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

Reported on Slack:

My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

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Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

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Making waves on WeChat:

Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

Going viral on Twitch:

I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

Trending via Threads:

All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

Live now on Discord:

Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

Just shared via Facebook:

Me driving at night: I hope this is the road!

Just landed via Discord:

Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

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