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Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

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I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

Mondays are for pretending. Real work begins on Tuesday.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

Tinder, but for nearby people that have a printer you can use.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

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I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

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I be telling people, “I respect your decision,” and I really don’t. The decision is always something stupid, and I just don’t want to engage any further.

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That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

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“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

Live now on WhatsApp:

Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

Going viral on Messenger:

If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess.

Freshly posted on Slack:

The more I use social media, the more I see why children shouldn’t.

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Being naked with shoes on feels more naked than being totally naked.

Just shared via YouTube:

The best piece of dating advice I’ve ever received is “If they like you, you’ll know. If they don’t, you’ll be confused.” Honestly, it’s all you need to know.

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If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

Trending via Snapchat:

“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

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40 shares on X this month:

Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

98 shares on TikTok this month:

They’re calling me the unemployee of the month.

29 shares on Pinterest this month:

It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

34 shares on X this month:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

34 shares on Facebook this month:

Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

57 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

58 shares on Messenger this month:

I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.

95 shares on TikTok this month:

All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

90 shares on X this month:

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in a different realm.

35 shares on Reddit this month:

The ‘b’ in ‘subtle’ totally is.

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Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

If all men are the same, why does it take women so long to choose one?

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

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McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

Hey Alexa… remind me why I walked into this room.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

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I’ve been closer to death than a stable relationship.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

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Seen just now on Messenger:

Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

Broadcasted on Threads:

As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

Spotted on Messenger:

There’s literally no law that says you can’t put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job. Literally, there’s no law that says that.

Just landed via TikTok:

I need a break from me.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

Live now on Threads:

Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

Spotted on Threads:

Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

Live now on TikTok:

This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

Just landed via Messenger:

Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

Going viral on Threads:

Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

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