Funny 6 p.m. quotes

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Farting, but with eye contact.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

If sex was real, I think I would’ve had it by now.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.