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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

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A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

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This meeting could have been an AI summary.

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The Christmas tree I’ve had up all year makes a lot more sense now.

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You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.

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Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

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Just remember, you don’t need a special reason to buy a cake.

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How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

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There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

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My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

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Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

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I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.

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Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

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Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

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My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

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Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

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I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

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I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

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I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

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Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

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My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

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Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

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Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

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Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.

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Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”

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Anyone want to fall in love and split rent?

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Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans.

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The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.

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The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

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Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”.

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Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.

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My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

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Being naked with shoes on feels more naked than being totally naked.

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Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

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When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

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It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

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Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don’t want to be part of.

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If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.

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Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

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