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Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

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Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

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Liking someone romantically is actually just a humiliation ritual.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

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You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

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Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

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Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

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I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

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I look so pretty today. I should go for a walk and let the people enjoy this.

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Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

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I personally feel like I have what it takes to become a fossil.

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Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?

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Many people love saying, “Get these away from me,” after eating a few chips.

Going viral on Twitch:

I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too.

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I’m starting to think the voice in my head doesn’t like me very much.

Making waves on YouTube:

I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

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He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

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Everyone’s gangsta till you’re waiting on your dog to poop.

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Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.

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By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.

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I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

83 shares on Reddit this month:

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

42 shares on X this month:

Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.

21 shares on YouTube this month:

Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

49 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

52 shares on WeChat this month:

Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

21 shares on Slack this month:

Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

82 shares on Instagram this month:

My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.

60 shares on X this month:

I’m an adult in the same way that Katy Perry is an astronaut.

51 shares on Instagram this month:

Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

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I swear some songs have background noises of your mum shouting your name from downstairs.

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Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

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Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

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The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

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Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

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I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

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The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

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I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

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Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

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Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

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I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

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I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

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The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

Trending via Discord:

Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

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My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

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Real yearners know yearning is not actually fun.

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If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

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According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

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