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“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

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Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

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I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

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Waking up early is always beneficial. You just gotta make it past those first 10 minutes of being irritated.

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Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

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Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

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Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

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Oh, I didn’t tell you? Must have been none of your business, then.

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Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.

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My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.

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This entire month could’ve been an email.

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God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

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I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

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Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

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Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

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Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

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Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

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8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

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The ultimate student paradox: skipping class to avoid stress, only to stress about skipping class!

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My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

Live now on Facebook:

In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

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The moment when I drop my phone, but my fast reflexes slam it into a bloody wall.

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If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.

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The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.

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