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Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is a skill.

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If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

My plan is to die young as late as possible.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

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Making waves on YouTube:

Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

Breaking via Discord:

I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

Breaking via Twitch:

“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

Trending via Twitch:

I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

Live now on Twitch:

I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

Seen just now on X:

I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

Just landed via Slack:

I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

Just shared via Messenger:

All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

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Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

Touched a tree and accidentally absorbed 400 years of wisdom and 2 squirrel secrets.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

Scrolling should count as cardio.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media. Like, why am I showing my life?

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Reddit:

Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

Live now on Reddit:

Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

Just landed via Instagram:

Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

Going viral on Telegram:

I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.

Breaking via Discord:

One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

Just shared via TikTok:

It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.

Reported on Slack:

Why procrastinate now when you can always procrastinate later?

Going viral on Discord:

I’m feeling sexy today. You’ve been warned.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

Just landed via X:

Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

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