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Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

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I’ve got a headache, and it’s affecting my entire future.

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When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

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Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

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Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

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I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.

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Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

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Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

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“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

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The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off, so you don’t have to listen to such an unbearable noise.

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I am stoned and laying in bed reading, and the idea of Santa going on Ozempic popped into my head, and I whispered, “No!”

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The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.

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Men make it so easy to hate them.

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Work is the worst video game ever.

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They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.

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Letting the sun have its way with my freckles today.

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I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

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Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly.

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I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

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Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!

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It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

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You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

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Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

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Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

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The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger and graver mistakes in the present.

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A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

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Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

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If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

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Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.

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Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

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I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

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A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

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They expect me to work at work.

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Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.

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Everyone is either engaged, at a run club, doing their master’s, or in Japan.

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If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?

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If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.

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Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

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Men be like “I hate drama,” and then have love triangles, secret babies, a wife, side chick, ex that’s still around, breadcrumbs, and unhealed trauma.

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