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Silence is my favourite form of communication in the morning.

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My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.

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Do we barbecue with women or without salad?

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I don’t get enough credit for acting far less crazy than I actually am.

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Nothing like a grandfather clock to remind you every hour that you’re still awake.

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I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

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I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.

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Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.

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Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.

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I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

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Trending via Pinterest:

They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

Going viral on Facebook:

“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

Making waves on Messenger:

The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

Live now on WeChat:

If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.

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Maybe the real American dream is the debt we collected along the way.

Just landed via Slack:

Another day of waking up cute instead of wealthy, so I guess I have to go to work.

Going viral on Telegram:

To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

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Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.

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They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.

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33 shares on Discord this month:

Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

83 shares on X this month:

I came up with my passwords when I was 12, and never looked back.

39 shares on Threads this month:

If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.

37 shares on Instagram this month:

We used to pass notes in class like spies. Folded like origami. Deep like Shakespeare.

46 shares on YouTube this month:

Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

20 shares on Slack this month:

Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

47 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

28 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

48 shares on Reddit this month:

I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

18 shares on Messenger this month:

When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”

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I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

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My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

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Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

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I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.

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Welcome to your 50s, your joints are now meteorologists.

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Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.

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“Why would I lie to you?” I don’t know, maybe because you’re a liar.

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Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

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Y’all shivering in this cold cause them Shein jackets made outta paper towels.

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Commenting “AI slop” under pictures of my friends’ kids opening presents.

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Freshly posted on Reddit:

Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

Going viral on Threads:

Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

Just shared via Instagram:

I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

Just landed via TikTok:

Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

Freshly posted on X:

Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I wonder whatever happened to the tiny dogs all of those terrible women were carrying around in their purses.

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Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

Trending via Reddit:

Me, after skipping the tutorial: how the hell do you play this game?

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

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They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.

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