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Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.

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If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

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No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

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You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

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Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

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Using my one phone call to call Santa.

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Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

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I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

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You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

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The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

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A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

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You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

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Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

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A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

Reported on TikTok:

Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

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I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.

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Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

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Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

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Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

Even Hotmail is hotter than me.

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About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

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The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

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Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

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The recipe I’m making specifically says “allow to cook undisturbed,” and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

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We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

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They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

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Be the horrifying lore of your family’s lineage.

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I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

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Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

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Making waves on Messenger:

Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

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My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

Spotted on Reddit:

At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

Going viral on Messenger:

The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

Just landed via Discord:

Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

Reported on Pinterest:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.

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I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

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Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

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