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Playing hard to get: the ultimate plot twist for optimists in disguise! 😆👏✨
213 Funny attitude quotes
Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?
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When your swag has its own volume control 😎🔊🙉
Once you realize that the general public is retarded, you stop caring about how crazy you look to them.
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Embracing the awkward one crazy outfit at a time! 🤪🎩👗
Good news, I just decided I don’t care about anything anymore.
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Just joined the "zero cares" club, where every day's a holiday and the dress code is PJs! 😂🎉🛋️
Keep moving, lady, I don’t have room for you in my delusions right now.
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I’d let you in, but my imaginary friend insists on having the window seat! 😅🪑🤦♂️
“Is this a joke to you?” Unfortunately, everything is a little bit of a joke to me.
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Everything's a joke, especially on Mondays 😅🤪 #LifeIsComedy
I don’t believe the phrase “if they wanted to, they would,” because I want to, and I don’t.
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Looks like my motivation missed the memo! 🤔🚫🤣
I’m not lazy, I’m just highly selective about what I suffer for.
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Suffering is out, selective relaxation is in! 😎🛋️✨
The best addition to any essay is, of course, a condescending tone.
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Nothing screams "A+ material" like the subtle suggestion that you know more than your reader 🙄✏️📚
Before you beef with me, just know I’m deeply malicious to my core once upset.
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When I get upset, I unleash my inner evil genius—complete with evil laughs and a dramatic cape swirl! 👿🦹♂️💥