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People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

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Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

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My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

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Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

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I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

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Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

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I get unreasonably happy when a YouTube video has subtitles that aren’t auto-generated.

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Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

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I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

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Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

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German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

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Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

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I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

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You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

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She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

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I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

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“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

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Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

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My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

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Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

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“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

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Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

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My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon.

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I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

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Twitter is like attaching a message to a balloon, hoping that the right person somehow finds and reads it.

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Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

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Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

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People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

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Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

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Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

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I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

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Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.

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The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?

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My only goal in life is to never end up on a Netflix documentary.

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A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

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I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.

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Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

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Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale?

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I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

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I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

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