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If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

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GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

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I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

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In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

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My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

All I’m saying is that at first I am shy and then I become a podcast.

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“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.

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Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

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Shout out to myself for ruining my own life.

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Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

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It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

Freshly posted on Slack:

My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

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I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I need new friends. The old ones know too much.

Trending via TikTok:

Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

Trending via Reddit:

Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport.

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Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

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I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.

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In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

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Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

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One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

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I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

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20s: LOL! 30s: OMG! 40s: WTF!

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When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

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I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

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That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

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Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

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This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

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Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

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If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

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Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

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What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

Just shared via Pinterest:

I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

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I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.

Just shared via TikTok:

One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

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I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

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Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

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Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

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