Funny bake quotes

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing screams classy criminal quite like a Saab cruising through a baking showdown! 🚗🍰 Just imagine the judges trying to decide if your cake is more criminal than your driving skills! 😆 #BakeAndBrake"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the day when grandma's secret recipe is a killer tattoo instead of a delicious cake! 🍰💉 Who needs cookies when you can have ink, right? 🍪✨ #GrandmaGoals #TattooedAndTalented"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

  Commentary:
  "Isn't it amusing how bacon isn't baked, and cookies aren't cooked? 🥓🍪 It's like the culinary world is playing a game of word swap with us! Maybe someone should remind bacon to 'get out of the oven,' and cookies to 'sizzle' in the pan! 😄🍳 #FoodForThought"

For even more funny bake quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny bake quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌