Funny bead quotes

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.