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Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

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I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

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Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

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My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

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Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

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One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

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The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

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How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

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Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

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Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.

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I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

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I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

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Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

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