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That masculine urge to completely avoid relationships until you get your life together.

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Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

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I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

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I’m tired of things costing money.

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And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

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Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

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I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.