Funny bras quotes

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To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

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I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

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Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

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And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

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No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

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If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

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Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

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“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

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The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

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A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.