Funny calming quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the irony! The tea that was supposed to calm your nerves is now causing havoc instead! 🍵😬 Maybe it's a mislabeled 'Excitement Tea'? 🤔 Time to switch to a new brand before your nerves go on a rollercoaster ride! 🎢😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to calm someone down by telling them to calm down is like trying to put out a fire by pouring gasoline on it. 🤦‍♂️🔥 Remember, in the history of calming down, the phrase 'calm down' has only ever caused more chaos! 😂 #KeepItCool"

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