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When cats take fur-mover calls! 📞🐾😹
159 Funny cat quotes
Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?
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🔥 When you thought it was all about rescuing cute fluffy kitties, but then it's time to slide down the fire pole and face the real deal! 🚒🔥 "We're going where?" Oh, dear volunteer firefighter, get ready for some purr-fectly unexpected adventures ahead! 😺🔥 #NotJustCatRescues #FirefighterLife
When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.
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"Watch out, folks! We’ve got a fluffy shark on the loose! 🐱🦈 Don't be fooled by those innocent eyes, this kitty means business when it comes to food! Keep your snacks close and your fingers closer! 😹"
Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.
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"Who needs a gym membership when you have a demanding feline personal trainer? 🐱💪 Talk about the ultimate cardio workout! #CatFitGoals"
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
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"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods 🐱👑. And let's be real, they've been milking it ever since! 😼 Bow down to your feline overlords, hoomans! 🙇♂️😹"
I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.
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"If only life were like a cat's – I could just lay around all day, eat to my heart's content, and be adored for my plumpness! 🐱🍕 #FatAndFabulous"
I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.
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"Who needs humans when you've got a cat who completely gets you 😺🤣 Relationship status: Meowing buddies for life! 🐱 #CatConversations"
Why do we say ‘slept like a baby’? Babies wake up every two hours crying. I want to sleep like my cat—14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.
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Cat goals: sleep all day, zero alarms, only purrs and naps 😸🛌💤
I love my cat so much, but how the hell are you that small and take up an entire queen-size mattress?
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Sounds like your cat discovered the magic art of feline sprawl! 🐱🛏️😹
Cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths, but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent, vanilla, and happiness.
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Sounds like they've cracked the secret recipe for Eau de Purr-fume. 🐱✨🧼