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My cat won't give autographs without a tuna treat payment! 🐱🎬🐟
159 Funny cat quotes
If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.
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Looks like gravity hired cats as its enforcement agents! 😹🌍👋
One of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud-ass noise in the middle of the night.
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When your cat's confused face lets you know you're not the only one wondering if you live in a haunted house 👻🐱😳
I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.
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Sylvia took on a full bowl of kibble this morning, so a cow is next level delusional! 🐱🥩😂
My cat’s in a bad mood, despite eating and sleeping all day.
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Sounds like your cat's taking some serious lessons in grumpiness from old Garfield 🐱💤🍝 #FelineMoody
I bet it feels so good for a cat to headbutt someone they adore.
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When a cat headbutts you, it’s their version of saying, "I love you, now worship me, puny human!" 🐱💥👑
I was gonna brush up against you like a cat, but whatever, bro.
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Guess I'm just a stray vibe now 🐱🤷♂️✨
“Inconvenience is the cost of community,” I repeat to myself as I climb six flights of stairs for my friend’s birthday party for her cat.
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Scaling Mount Cat Party! 🎉🐾 Better be some legendary tuna cake at the top! 🐱🎈
To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.
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This to-do list looks like it’s seeking a promotion to disaster manager! 🐱🔥🥚🐦🚫