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Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

Due to personal reasons, I must make it in life.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

You looked so beautiful and combative as we were detained for questioning.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

Meetings are just podcasts I didn’t choose.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

My favorite pastime is staying up way later than I should and complaining the next day about how tired I am.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

Work beers should be a daily thing.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

Spotted on WeChat:

I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

Live now on Discord:

My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking and not hear a damn word you said.

Going viral on YouTube:

Being drunk and liking every tweet without reading it.

Going viral on TikTok:

Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

Spotted on YouTube:

It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

Trending via YouTube:

I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I’m brave but not “order something different from the restaurant menu” kind of brave.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

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37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

67 shares on Reddit this month:

FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

45 shares on X this month:

Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

74 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

70 shares on Slack this month:

You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

53 shares on Messenger this month:

Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

77 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.

54 shares on Slack this month:

All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.

31 shares on Messenger this month:

If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my horniest.

21 shares on Telegram this month:

Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug. But you’re not gonna like the performance.

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Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

12 folks are currently checking 👀

“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

When I die, I hope it’s early in the morning, so I don’t have to go to work that day for no reason.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

My superpower is giving you the middle finger using my eyes only.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

Laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

“I bought this while depressed” should be an acceptable reason to get a full refund on a return.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Facebook:

The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?

Spotted on Instagram:

The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

Trending via TikTok:

Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.

Just landed via TikTok:

Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

Trending via Discord:

Twitter hits different, cause it’s like the only social media app you can use effectively while playing music.

Breaking via TikTok:

I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

Going bananas on Reddit:

I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.

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