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Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

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Jan 2, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via TikTok:

Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

Seen just now on Instagram:

My optimism doesn’t come out of thin air. A flask is involved.

Live now on Snapchat:

The science between bragging about a man and him disappointing you immediately after needs to be studied.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

Just landed via Discord:

All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

Just shared via Pinterest:

If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

Going viral on Facebook:

Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

Going bananas on X:

I could low-key really use a wish right now.

Funny childish quotes

Funny childish quotes bring out the goofy giggles 😄 and silly smiles 😜 in all of us! Whether you’re feeling nostalgic or just need a lighthearted break 🛑, these playful gems will tickle your funny bone 🎈 and remind you that sometimes acting a little childish is the best kind of fun 🎉. Get ready to unleash your inner kid and laugh out loud! 😂✨

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Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

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We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

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Having a kid is so fun when you’re childish, like yeah, it’s my turn with the slime, boo.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

13 shares on Threads this month:

He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

60 shares on Facebook this month:

And to think I survived a global pandemic for this.

29 shares on Facebook this month:

My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

67 shares on WeChat this month:

Nonchalant men are not for me. I want mine to have a panic attack if we’re not talking.

24 shares on YouTube this month:

At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

64 shares on Twitch this month:

I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

69 shares on WeChat this month:

When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

11 shares on Reddit this month:

You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

47 shares on X this month:

Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

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Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

You don’t get to comment on the world until you’ve made your bed.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Every man learns for himself the uselessness of owning an iPad.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

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I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

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Shade coming from a tree bearing no fruit could never phase me. Carry on.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,242

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

Gwyneth Paltrow, I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

I love having plans to cancel.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

Before I agree to the new year, I wanna read the terms and conditions.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Imagine hating me, and I’m not even paying attention.

Making waves on Threads:

If you relate to me, get some help!

Just landed via Twitch:

You know who else works in mysterious ways? Me.

Trending via Reddit:

Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

Just shared via Twitch:

Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

Just shared via X:

And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

Just shared via Twitch:

Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?

Trending via X:

I can’t go to war, I have to water my plants.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

Going viral on Slack:

It-is-what-it-is-ing my way through the collapse of civilization.

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