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Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Trying to work outside on a laptop is like sunbathing on a melting ice cube.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

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Just landed via WhatsApp:

Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

Just shared via Reddit:

I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

Spotted on Telegram:

Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

Live now on TikTok:

I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

Trending via Pinterest:

There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

Just landed via Twitch:

The art of staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

Making waves on Slack:

I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

Going viral on Twitch:

Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

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11 shares on Reddit this month:

Just remembered I can just get drunk after work instead of quitting. That was a close one.

12 shares on YouTube this month:

Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.

87 shares on Slack this month:

Good news, I just decided I don’t care about anything anymore.

15 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Welcome to Twitter, where everyone is an expert on everything.

74 shares on Instagram this month:

Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

87 shares on Slack this month:

Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

21 shares on Twitch this month:

This sex could have been an email.

47 shares on Messenger this month:

Job-hopping is a funny concept, like ‘Hey, I’m gonna go hate my life over there instead.’

97 shares on Instagram this month:

I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

84 shares on TikTok this month:

Me: trying to rest. Earthquake: Let’s make that a no.

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Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

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Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

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I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

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Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

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If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

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And today, just like every day, I learned something new . . . but I’m old, so I forgot what it was already.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

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I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

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Who decided that “microwaves that beep forever” was a feature we needed.

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Referring to my boss’s wife as my boss-in-law.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

I’m doing pretty good for someone who rarely has a clue.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

Oh, Amazon, no. Please do not tell me how many packages I had delivered this year; that is none of my business.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

I survived a Monday, and for what? Tuesday? Disgusting.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Pinterest:

Being insane should at least burn calories.

Trending via X:

Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Denying the existence of anyone that annoys me.

Breaking via Discord:

Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

Trending via Telegram:

Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

Just landed via Reddit:

And for my next trick, I’m going to miss you in a million unspoken ways.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.

Making waves on Twitch:

Another Monday that no one asked for.

Breaking via Messenger:

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

Just shared via Discord:

This sex could have been an email.

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