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I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

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Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

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I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

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You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

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That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

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Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

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I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

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The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

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My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

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The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

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The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

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Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

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When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

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Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

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Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

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Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

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I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

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I told ChatGPT about us.

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Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

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Share →: Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

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Share →: We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

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"Well, they say maturity is overrated, but nothing can quite burst your bubble of sophistication like the irresistible allure of bubble wrap. It's a poppin' good time for all ages!"

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Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

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Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

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The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

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Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

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My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

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Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

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All I’m dealing with is broken people. Lord, if I’m a mechanic, please tell me.

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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Is losing your mind a hobby?

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I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

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It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

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To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

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I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.

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I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

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There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

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And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

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What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?

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I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

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I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

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No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

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