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Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

Date idea: you tell me every thought you’ve ever had about me.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Just landed via Twitch:

Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

Spotted on YouTube:

Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

Just shared via Reddit:

Only bots from Nigeria are allowed to call me dear.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I don’t mean to brag, but I can forget what I’m saying while I’m saying it.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

Breaking via Telegram:

Getting tipsy at a dimly lit restaurant with good conversation would heal me right now.

Trending via YouTube:

The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

Breaking via Messenger:

Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

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19 shares on TikTok this month:

Work beers should be a daily thing.

46 shares on Messenger this month:

Tuesday is just Monday wearing a fake mustache.

19 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

30 shares on YouTube this month:

Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

79 shares on Snapchat this month:

Beer is like weed for people with jobs.

18 shares on Threads this month:

My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

70 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

63 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

62 shares on YouTube this month:

How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

100 shares on WeChat this month:

Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

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Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

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Phone is a cigarette for eyes.

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The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

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January is the Monday of the year.

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If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

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Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.

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I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

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Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

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17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

I need a leaf blower, but for people.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

Being gracefully unhinged is the only way to get through the everyday bullshit.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Everyone who got my kids board games for Christmas, when are you coming back to play with them?

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Pinterest:

Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

Spotted on YouTube:

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

Trending via TikTok:

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

Trending via Threads:

I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

Trending via Pinterest:

Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

Going viral on WeChat:

I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

Live now on Discord:

Going “Omgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Snakes don’t hiss anymore, they call you babe, bro, or friend.

Going viral on Reddit:

Does anyone actually know how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce correctly, or do we all just stumble through it and hope for the best?

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