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Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Seeing yourself on a FaceTime screenshot really humbles you.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

Currently looking for tickets for the first flight back to the ’90s.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Why the hell did they name them ‘Soldier ants’ and not ‘Combatants’?

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Single by choice. Just not my choice.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before, and you’re their mutual friend.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

It would be nice to see basic human decency make a comeback.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Being insane should at least burn calories.

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Just landed via Slack:

We really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

Just landed via YouTube:

We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.”

Spotted on WeChat:

Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

Just shared via Facebook:

Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Life is too short. Tell his mom what he did to you.

Making waves on Threads:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Forget a dinner date, let’s go sit in court listening to people’s cases.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

Just shared via Messenger:

There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

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29 shares on TikTok this month:

Does anyone actually know how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce correctly, or do we all just stumble through it and hope for the best?

40 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

24 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

60 shares on WeChat this month:

Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

69 shares on Threads this month:

Parents saying “I know my child” will forever be the funniest joke.

25 shares on Facebook this month:

The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

29 shares on X this month:

Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

69 shares on YouTube this month:

Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

91 shares on WeChat this month:

Stop trying to be liked by everybody. You don’t even like everybody.

38 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.

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Stopped using exclamation points in work messages so my coworkers know they’ve killed my spirit.

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Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

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Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

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My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

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I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

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In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful.

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How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

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Even wild things have slow mornings.

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I’ve been closer to death than a stable relationship.

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“You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

I have more trips planned than I have money.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

This meeting could have been an AI summary.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Call me a glitch, cause I’m definitely messing with your system.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

“Yeah no” is my favorite combo.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Somebody needs to get my shit together.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. That’s the toddler injury.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Instagram:

If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

Breaking via X:

My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

Breaking via Pinterest:

If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

Seen just now on Reddit:

In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

Going viral on WeChat:

I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

Making waves on Twitch:

I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

Just landed via Snapchat:

There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

Breaking via Snapchat:

When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

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