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Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

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I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

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If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.

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How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open?

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Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

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Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

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I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

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I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

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I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

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I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

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Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

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My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

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Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

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Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

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“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

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If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

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Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

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Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

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My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

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When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

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Hawk o the mornin tuah

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Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

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I could low-key really use a wish right now.

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Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

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“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

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Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

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Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

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Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

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Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

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Respect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you.

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Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

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Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?

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Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

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Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

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“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

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I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

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Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

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Boy, you made these perimenopausal ovaries come back to life,” – me flirting.

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