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Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

I wish I was mysterious, but unfortunately I just can’t keep my mouth shut.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

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Going viral on Facebook:

My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

Shared recently on Discord:

I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

Shared recently on Slack:

Without freedom of speech, we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

Spotted on Telegram:

Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

Shared recently on Threads:

I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

Trending via TikTok:

My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

Spotted on Telegram:

The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

Shared recently on Instagram:

My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

Live now on Instagram:

Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

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Share →: Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

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Oh no, therapy wasted on a shampoo promise! 🤦‍♂️ Maybe it's time for a "clarify shampoo" for those misleading products. 🧴💔 Remember, it's all about managing expectations—both for your hair and your mental health! 😆✂️
6 months ago
Share →: Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

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It's like the universe is saying, "Hey, here's better photo quality to capture every single wrinkle and gray hair of wisdom you've earned!" 📸👵🏼😂 #AgingLikeAFinePixel
6 months ago
Share →: I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

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Ah, the nostalgia for simpler times…when "adjusting the antenna" was a high-stakes mission requiring Jedi-like precision and a firm hand! 📺💥 Who needs streaming services when you've got the power of percussive maintenance, am I right? 😉 #ThrowbackThursdays #TheOriginalRemoteControl

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Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

If I say “with all due respect,” nothing respectful is about to come out of my mouth.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

My talents are so hidden that I can’t even find them.

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Just shared via Pinterest:

After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

Spreading quickly via X:

I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

Going viral on Threads:

This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

Going viral on Facebook:

Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

Spreading quickly via Discord:

When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

Just landed via Discord:

I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

Just landed via Instagram:

Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?

Making waves on Instagram:

You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.

Just shared via Slack:

Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

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