Funny clearer quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

  Commentary:
  Oh no, therapy wasted on a shampoo promise! 🤦‍♂️ Maybe it's time for a "clarify shampoo" for those misleading products. 🧴💔 Remember, it's all about managing expectations—both for your hair and your mental health! 😆✂️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

  Commentary:
  It's like the universe is saying, "Hey, here's better photo quality to capture every single wrinkle and gray hair of wisdom you've earned!" 📸👵🏼😂 #AgingLikeAFinePixel

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the nostalgia for simpler times…when "adjusting the antenna" was a high-stakes mission requiring Jedi-like precision and a firm hand! 📺💥 Who needs streaming services when you've got the power of percussive maintenance, am I right? 😉 #ThrowbackThursdays #TheOriginalRemoteControl

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