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Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

Can someone please invent 8 hours between 9 p.m. and midnight?

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

That gap between Christmas and New Year’s when you can’t tell what day of the week it is.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Going bananas on Telegram:

My skin has so much oil, I’m surprised countries aren’t fighting over who controls it.

Just shared via Discord:

Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

Breaking via Reddit:

Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

Just shared via X:

No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

Trending via Reddit:

I have the bruises of a much more active person.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

Spotted on Slack:

There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

Going viral on TikTok:

The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

Just landed via Threads:

The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

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12 shares on LinkedIn this month:

At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

77 shares on YouTube this month:

All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

31 shares on TikTok this month:

That’s just brainslop. You only came up with that by thinking.

81 shares on Slack this month:

Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

91 shares on Reddit this month:

Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

70 shares on Messenger this month:

Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

36 shares on Messenger this month:

I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.

12 shares on Discord this month:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.

46 shares on WeChat this month:

Do people with lip filler know that they look like that?

16 shares on Twitch this month:

Good luck to everyone out there trying to gather enough energy to function this week.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

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I’ve been closer to death than a stable relationship.

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“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

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Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

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Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

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My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

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My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

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At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

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Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

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Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

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15,374

Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

Hey girl, are you a cigarette? Because I like cigarettes.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

Microsoft: Before you sign in, we need to send you a code. Also, Microsoft: OMG, was that you that requested a code? Also, Microsoft: OMG, someone just signed in to your account.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Threads:

I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

Trending via Facebook:

Imagine having a negative opinion of me, and I have no idea who you are.

Breaking via Pinterest:

He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

Making waves on Messenger:

Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set.

Just landed via Messenger:

So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

Trending via Slack:

Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

Just landed via Reddit:

I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

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