Funny cologne quotes

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They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

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Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

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Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

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I love being a pretty woman because it widens the threshold for cringe-worthy things I can say.

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Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

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Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

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Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

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There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

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A guy who never leaves his apartment so he can get the maximum value out of his rent.

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Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.