Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί has shared:

Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬ has bookmarked:

I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ή has viewed:

Forgot how fun it is to post IG stories. I feel like a female filmmaker.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬ has copied:

Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡» has bookmarked:

In my years of experience, people who disagree with me are usually wrong.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡Ή has shared:

I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡° has copied:

Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡¨ has shared:

My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡½ has bookmarked:

I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡© has copied:

Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

Funny Quotes Data πŸ€“

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,753

Funny Quotes Topics

17,766

Funny Quotes Images

15,753

Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

3,424

Social Media Log πŸ’«

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Outlook just asked me if I’m β€œenjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

Trending via TikTok:

They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

Spotted on Discord:

Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for.

Just shared via Reddit:

Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

Trending via Instagram:

An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

Trending via LinkedIn:

What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

Trending via Reddit:

I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.

Funny confetti quotes

Funny confetti quotes sprinkle a burst of joy πŸŽ‰ and laughter πŸ˜‚ into any celebration! Whether you’re throwing a party πŸ₯³ or just need a little colorful cheer 🌈, these witty words add sparkle ✨ to your day. Get ready to embrace the silly, the bright, and the downright playful vibes that only confetti can inspire! Let’s dive into a world where every little piece of fun counts! 🎊

New funny confetti quotes πŸ‘‡

All funny confetti quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes πŸ‘Œ

Funny Quotes Collections
✨ New Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

38 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, β€œDon’t text and drive.”

41 shares on YouTube this month:

The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

94 shares on Pinterest this month:

Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.

90 shares on Twitch this month:

Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

49 shares on Pinterest this month:

Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

49 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

67 shares on TikTok this month:

Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

28 shares on Discord this month:

The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

89 shares on LinkedIn this month:

One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

77 shares on Discord this month:

If you turn your phone off for 1 day, you’ll realize it’s still 2007 outside.

Trending Topics πŸ“

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media people procrastination relationship sarcasm social social media someone technology time want work

Hot Jokes πŸ’₯

9 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

12 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

24 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

7 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

12 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

6 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

An electric car is just another electric chair.

11 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

23 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

19 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

19 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

Funny Quotes Data πŸ€“

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,753

Funny Quotes Topics

17,766

Funny Quotes Images

15,753

Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

3,323

Activity Log ✨

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡· has viewed:

My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

Someone from πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Έ has copied:

We need to stop making more Christmas music. We have enough.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡· has viewed:

Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡³ has downloaded:

The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡Ό has viewed:

You should be able to call in sad to work.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡Ύ has bookmarked:

From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡© has shared:

Whoever said, β€œLaughter is the best medicine,” clearly never tried Revenge.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡ͺ has viewed:

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ has copied:

There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡± has copied:

At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

Social Media Log πŸ’«

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying β€œhere comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

Spotted on Snapchat:

If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

Trending via Threads:

Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

Making waves on Messenger:

If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need a new identity and a passport.

Trending via Pinterest:

What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

Just shared via YouTube:

Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.

Live now on Threads:

Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

Β© 2026. All rights reserved.

Made with ❀️ in Sydney β˜€οΈπŸŒ΄