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None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

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The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there.

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At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

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“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

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It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

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Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

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I wish I had a friend like me.

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Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

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I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

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HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

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I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

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My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

Breaking via X:

I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

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Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

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I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.

Spotted on Reddit:

Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

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Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.

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The older I get, the more I love my morning coffee and no one speaking to me.

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Pornhub be like “Your phone got a virus,” bro, just play the bloody video.

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Weddings should have a worst man.

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Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

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Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

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5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

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Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

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Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

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Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

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Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

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If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

Seen just now on Slack:

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

Seen just now on Slack:

So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

Going viral on Reddit:

A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.

Going viral on Discord:

Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

Going viral on Facebook:

It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Take my advice, I’m not using it.

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I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

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