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Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

I need a job with a salary that’ll shock me every month.

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Broadcasted on Reddit:

I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

Broadcasted on X:

Addicted to bad posture like why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp.

Making waves on Threads:

I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

Making waves on WeChat:

If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I’ve never found a “Remember Me” checkbox that works. Nothing remembers me.

Going viral on YouTube:

There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

Just shared via Telegram:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

Live now on Messenger:

I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

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67 shares on Snapchat this month:

There will be people in your life that say you have too many books. Those are not your people.

25 shares on Reddit this month:

My favorite part of the Bible is where God says, put a cross emoji in your bio and cheer on the dehumanization of minorities.

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

ASAP (as sapphic as possible).

55 shares on Snapchat this month:

Being a people pleaser that no one is pleased with is the main cause of my anxiety.

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

82 shares on Twitch this month:

Panties is such a weird word. Panties. I can’t say it sexy.

37 shares on YouTube this month:

When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

80 shares on TikTok this month:

Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

92 shares on Discord this month:

Imagine thinking you have all the answers.

54 shares on WeChat this month:

Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

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19 folks are currently checking 👀

All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

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If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

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It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

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Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

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I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

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I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

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Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

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Easiest way to ragebait a finance bro is to start the ‘why can’t we print more money’ conversation.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

It’s almost impossible to talk to a girl without flirting with her.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

First rule for the new year is to not dwell on what went wrong this year.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

All arguments are solvable. The trick? Get naked.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

The 69 obsession turning into 67 is a recession indicator.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Twitch:

You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

Trending via Slack:

You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

Freshly posted on Threads:

One day I’ll have a sassy, know-it-all daughter, and my husband will say, “She got that from you,” and I can’t wait.

Shared recently on Threads:

Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

Seen just now on Facebook:

Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

Spotted on Slack:

If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

Trending via Snapchat:

I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

Trending via Discord:

I wish I was waking up and going to the airport.

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